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Oh baby baby it's fuck -- I MEAN QUIZ -- time!

Journal Entry: Thu Apr 28, 2011, 8:09 PM
Your full name: Silver (entire alphabet said backwards as one word) Brookes.
Height: 3'0
Natural hair color: ALL OF THEM.
Eye color: ....ALL OF THEM? I have many eyes. Each is a different colour.
Number of siblings: about 6.5 billion.
Glasses/contacts?: Yes. I'm blind.
Piercing: Ears and another one that no one knows about.

FAVOURITE

Color: BABY SPEW ORANGE.
Band: SURVIVING DEFENESTRATION.
Song: DOMINATED LOVE SLAVE - TRE COOL.
Stuffed animal: FRESHLY CAUGHT.
Video game: ALL OF THEM AND NONE OF THEM.
TV show: ARE COMMERCIALS A TV SHOW?
Movie: I'VE NEVER SEEN A MOVIE EVER. I'M POOR.
Book: TWILIGHT :heart:
Food: SPARKLY "VAMPIRE" TOES.
Flower: SPARKLY "VAMPIRES"
Scent: FEET.
Animal: HOBBIT.
Comic book: I LIKE STORIES WITH PICTURES.
Cereal: PAPER CLIPS WITH CARDBOARD FOR FLAVOUR.
Website: damnyouautocorrect.com/ DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT!
Cartoon: TINKER BELL.

DO YOU

Play an instrument?: BASEBALL BAT.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: NO. I HAVE NO TV.
Like to sing?: Only about fluffy pandas.
Have a job?: Singing about fluffy pandas.
Like to play sports? CHESS.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I HAVE FIFTY.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: I ALREADY SAID I HAVE NO TV.
Have any special talents/skills?: I CAN SENSE WHEN PEOPLE HAVE FUNNY HAIR.
Exercise daily?: DAMN RIGHT. If by exercise you mean wake up.
Like school?: YES. I LIKE WATCHING THE CHILDREN PLAY.

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?: ONLY ON THURSDAYS.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: ONLY WHEN I'M ON A NONSENCYCLE.
Speak any other languages?: ALL OF THEM. I'M A GENIUS.
Go a day without food?: FOOD?
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: NO. I'M ALWAYS ASLEEP EVEN WHEN I'M AWAKE.
Roll your tongue?: I CAN ROLL A JOINT.
Eat a whole pizza?: WITH MY EARS.

HAVE YOU EVER

Cried to get out of trouble?: CRYING IS FOR WUSSES. SO YES.
Seen a shooting star?: I AM THE SHOOTING STAR.
Been to any other countries?: ONLY MIDDLE EARTH THROUGH THE BROADMEADOWS PORTAL.
Solved a rubrics cube?: ONE AN HOUR.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: I DON'T WEAR PAJAMAS.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: THAT HAPPENS EVEN WHEN I DON'T LAUGH.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: YES. AS I GOT OFF.
Been in love?: LOVE IS FOR PANSIES.
Been close to love?: PANSIES!
Been to a casino?: I OWN THE CASINO.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: NOT OF THE BOVINE VARIETY.
Made homemade muffins?: ALL MUFFINS ARE HOME MADE.
Been to Disneyland/ Disneyworld?: I LIVE THERE.
More than 5 times?: DUH.
Been to Niagara falls?: I MEDITATE THERE EVERY MORNING AT 5.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth: NEVER DONE IT.
Saw a movie in theaters: NEVER.
Read a book: IS TV GUIDE A BOOK?
Had a snow day: WHAT'S SNOW?
Had a party: EVERY NIGHT.
Had a slumber party: EVERY NIGHT WITH MY 25 BOYFRIENDS AND 25 GIRLFRIENDS.
Tripped in front of someone: ONLY ON PURPOSE.
Went to the grocery store: GROCERIES ARE A LIE.

PICK ONE

Fruit/vegetables: NO.
Black/white: RACIST!
Lights on/lights off: BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
TV/movie: NEITHER. I SAID I WAS POOR.
Car/truck: BUS.
Body spray/lotion: BODY SPRAY LOTION. I PUT IT ON MY BODY SPRAY.
Cash/check: I TAKE BOTH.
Pillows/blankets: SLEEPING BAD.
Paint/charcoal: PAINTED CHARCOAL.
Chinese food/Mexican food: FOOD FOOD.
Summer/winter: NO.
Snow/rain: THUNDERSTORM.
Fog/misty: SUNNY.
Rock/rap: PUNK
Meat/vegetarian: VEGETARIAN MEAT. VEGETARIANS ARE TASTY.
Chocolate/vanilla: ON A STICK.
Sprinkles/icing: TRE COOL SNORTS THEM.
Cake/pie: PIE CAKE.
French toast/French fries: WHO LIKES FRENCH ANYTHING?
Strawberries/blueberries: BERRIES ARE FOR... BERRY LOVERS.
Ocean/swimming pool: ANYWHERE PEOPLE DON'T PEE.
Cookies/muffins: BOTH ARE GIFTS FOR JOINING THE DARK SIDE.
Wallet/pocket: STOP TRYING TO MUG ME.
Window/door: DEFENESTRATION.
Pink/purple: IT'S NOT PINK. IT'S A MANLY PURPLE.
Cat/dog: CATDOG.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: ONE OF EACH.
Pants/shorts: PANTS ROLLED UP IN A COOL FASHION TO LOOK LIKE SHORTS.
Winter break/spring break: ALL BREAKS.
Spring/autumn: YES.
Clouds/clear sky: ALIEN MOTHER SHIP.
Moon/mars: MIDDLE EARTH.

I....

am: MICHAEL J. CABOOSE. AND I. HATE. BABIES!
want: A HAMMER.
need: LLAMAS.
crave: PANDA STEAK.
hate: YOU.
did: ALL OF MY BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS. AT ONCE.
feel: SORE AFTERWARDS.
miss: MY DIGNITY.
am tired of: THIS QUIZ.


SILLY STUFF

What is your favorite genre of music?: CHRISTMAS CAROLS.
What time is it now? HALF PAST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
What day is it?: YOU TELL ME.
When's the last time you called someone?: CALLED SOMEONE WHAT?
Are you hungry?: OF COURSE. I HAVE NO FOOD.
Whatch'a doing?: DON'T YOU MEAN WHO?
Do you like parades?: WHEN I'M THE KING OF MOOMBA.
Do you like the moon?: ONLY IF IT LIKES ME TOO.
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW, WOULDN'T YOU?
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: BEING ABLE TO TELL IF PEOPLE HAVE FUNNY HAIR. OH WAIT, I ALREADY CAN.
Have you ever had a picnic?: I SWIPE PEOPLE'S BASKETS.
Are you wearing any socks right now?: NOT ON MY FEET.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

funny?: LOOKING?
Pretty?: PRETTY AWESOME.
sarcastic: NOT AT ALL.
hyper?: 5 times a day.
friendly: TWICE WEEKLY.
smart?: Yes, I'm not American.
strong?: MINDED.
talented?: NO, I'M NOT BILLY TALENT.
dorky?: WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING.


WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?: BACKWARDS.
Run away?: I'M NO PANSY.
Not take a shower for a week?: WHAT'S A SHOWER?
Ask someone out?: 50 TIMES. EACH.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: MIDDLE EARTH.
Go scuba diving?: IN A SWIMMING POOL WHERE NO ONE PEED.
Write a Book: ONE A DAY.
Become a Rock star?: NO, I'D BE A POP STAR LIKE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL JUSTIN BEIBER.

LAST QUESTIONS

What shampoo do you use? SOAP.
What kind of computer do you have?: ANYTHING THAT'S NOT A MAC.
What grade are you in?: I'M A-GRADE.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: I SNEAK INTO MOVIES JUST TO DO IT. I NEVER ACTUALLY WATCH THE MOVIE.
How many posters do you have in your room: 396
How many cds do you have?: ALL THE GREEN DAY ONES AND A FEW NON GREEN DAY ONES.
What time is it now?: WHAT TIME ISN'T IT?

  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: Dominated Love Slave - Tre Cool
  • Reading: Your thoughts. Even that one.
  • Playing: The Baseball Bat
  • Eating: Panda Steak.

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:bulletblack:Name: Monique
:bulletred:Age: 20
:bulletblack:Favourite Colour: Black
:bulletred:Favourite Band: Green Day
:bulletblack:Other Artists: Billy Talent, R.E.M., Live, The Ramones, The Clash, The Living End, Bowling for Soup, The Offspring, Foxboro Hot Tubs, Surviving Defenestration.

Yus, Green Day are awesome~! :icongreendayplz:

I AM THE FOUNDER OF GreenDay-FanJoint :icongreenday-fanjoint: I'D LOVE IF YOU'D JOIN!

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I prefer digital art and character design. Photo manipulation is probably my best field, yet I spend more time on the things no one notices -- like my poetry and drawings... :iconimhorrifiedplz:

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Current Residence: My place (no shit)
Favourite genre of music: Punk, Rock & Alternative
Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
Favourite style of art: Digital/Photo Manipulation
MP3 player of choice: iRiver
Wallpaper of choice: Green Day
Skin of choice: ???my own???
Personal Quote: Go on, PEEL THAT TURNIP.
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Here is the link to my eye manipulation: cornchip1996.deviantart.com/ar…
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